GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
I like chasing cars and things,
You like socks and balls of string!
Why do we always fight like a cat and dog?

POM POM KITTY:
I like climbing up tall trees,
You never want to climb with me!
Oh, why do we always fight like a cat and dog?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You always make me laugh!

POM POM KITTY:
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You're the best friend that I have!
I like fish!

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
They stink!

POM POM KITTY:
Glass of milk?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
Not my drink!

BOTH:
Why do we always fight like a cat and dog?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
I like bones!

POM POM KITTY:
Too dry!

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
Fetching sticks?

POM POM KITTY:
Why?

BOTH:
Why do we always fight like a cat and dog?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You always make me laugh!

POM POM KITTY:
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
You're the best friend that I have!

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
I like the park!

POM POM KITTY:
So do I!

BOTH:
Maybe that's why we see eye to eye!
Let's go to the park and play like a cat and dog!
Woo-hoo-hoo!

POM POM KITTY:
I like the park!

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:
Me too!

BOTH:
Maybe that's why I like you!
Let's go to the park and play like a cat and dog!
Let's go to the park and play like a cat and dog!
Let's go to the park and play like a cat and dog!
Let's go to the park and play like a cat and dog!