Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow

Mister Richard Smoker,
You're a poopy poker
Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa
Cigarettes and coffee breath
Little boys on crystal meth
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat

Mister Richard Smoker,
You're a chicken choker
Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out
Panty hose and aquanet
Smokin' menthol cigarettes
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat

Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow

You eat dark meat

Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow

Mister Richard Smoker
You're an Ono Yoker
Cognac and black coffee with the boys
Dancin' your Buster Browns
Whirlin' to that techno sound
You hands are wet, your hair is slick
You smoke big dick

Mister Richard Smoker
You're a velvet coker
Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten
Going out, dancin' in the city
Friday night, gotta look pretty
Tonight we'll tango in the street
You eat dark meat

Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow

Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow

Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow

Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo
Doodley baboo bow