These are Rivers Cuomo approved, so if you correct them you are wrong

I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of having sex
I'm spread so thin
I don't know who I am
(who i am)

Monday night I'm makin' Jen
Tuesday night I'm makin' Lyn
Wednesday night I'm makin' Catherine
Oh, why can't I be makin' Love come true?

Whoa
I'm beat, beet red
ashamed of what I said (what i said)
I'm sorry, here I go
I know I'm a sinner
But I can't say no (say no)

Thursday night I'm makin' Denise
Friday night I'm makin' Sharise
Saturday night I'm makin' Louise
Oh, why can't I be makin' Love come true
(what can i do)

Tonite, I'm down on my knees
Tonite I'm beggin' you please
Tonite, tonite, please
Why, can't I be makin' love come true