In the front, I see people playing Catchphrase,
Trying to guess the answer to the game,
People arguing, bickering about things I don't want to hear,

On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the big yellow bus,

Out the window, I see trees whizzing by, covered in snow,
Gosh I hope that the bus doesn't go careening off the mountain
And crash into a giant fireball of death...
On the Rocky Mountain side,

On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the big yellow bus,

I see lots of people, sleeping in their seats,
Trying to ignore me, cause they can't pick up my beat,
Gosh I really hope that we can stop and eat,
Cause my stomach is growling, like a polar bear in the heat.

(Cause we're) On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the big yellow bus,

I look around, all I see are blank stares,
I look to my left, Jared's drooling everywhere,

On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the big yellow bus,

On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the bu-u-u-u-us,
On the bus, on the big yellow bus.