Finger food and an ice cold keg,
They won't cost you an arm and a leg!
Dance all night to a rotten band.
Come on people, let's give 'em a hand!

Saturday night, it's the place to be,
Everyone cut footloose with me!
It's a party at the leper colony.
There's a party at the leper colony!

Hey!

Met a little lady, so pretty and young.
She was quite a talker 'til the cat got her tongue!
She moved up beside me, I turned on my charm.
Ooh, pretty soon she was completely disarmed!

I said, 'girl, don't fall to pieces on me.'
But she cried her eyes out, literally
At the party at the leper colony.
There's a party at the leper colony!

Hey! Hey!

Hey now buddy, don't you give me no lip!
Sorry I was using your head for dip!
There's someone in the hottub, I don't know who.
Wait a minute, it looks like Stu!

Well, hold the phone now, what do I see?
Another pretty momma gonna ride on me
At the party at the leper colony!
There's a party at the leper colony!