Since you've been gone
Well I feel like I've been chewin' on tin foil
Since you've been gone
It's like I've got a great big mouth full of cod liver oil
Well I'm feeling like I've stuck my hand inside a blender and turned it on
You know I've been in a buttload of pain
Since you've been gone

I couldn't feel any worse
If you dropped a two ton bowlingball on my toes
It couldn't hurt any more
If you shuffled a red hot cactus up my nose

Since you've been gone
Well it feels like I'm getting tetinis-shots every day
Since you've been gone
It's like I've got an ice-cream headache that won't go away
Ever since the day you left me
I've been so miserable my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here.