You kids look like you could use delicious fruity beverage!
Might I suggest fizzy-pop's grape blast!
The new soda from Johnson's and Hedge's!

Open wide kids, 'cause I'm going to grape you in the mouth!
Come here kids!
I'm going to tie you to the radiator and grape you!

"Buy some today, and get a free grape whistle!"

Okay, when I'm finished graping you,
I'm going to go upstairs and grape your mother,and your father
then I'm going to take your whole family down to the basement
and grape you all for decades and decades and decades and decaaaades!