Eureka, eureka, eureka
The cheaper alternative
Let's steal now, let's steal now
Let's steal from the fashions with a not to kill
Idealing, idealing
A blow job for every corporate executive
A-when the lights go out it's you and palace seats at home and turns around
You'll be there in your dressing gown and sowing all the seeds

Be a something so fast ‘cos you've gotta go free
You've got a backstage pass so you're VIP
I bet you're happy right now but where will you be
When they ask you to beg for the cash
You demand and you ain't got a song ‘cos it's all second hand

So plead it, so plead it
So plead like you need it, your free 60 seconds of fame
They've seen it, they've seen it
They've seen all of bleed on the back of again
But if you miss something don't look around
There ain't no time, you're losing ground
They own your flesh by pound, by pound
Those cunts you choose to leave

It's the cheapest thrill and it's the quickest meal
Try underkill
It's the cheapest thrill and it's the quickest meal
Try underkill
Try underkill
Try underkill
Try underkill

It's the cheapest thrill and it's the quickest meal
Try underkill
It's the cheapest thrill and it's the quickest meal
Try underkill
It's the cheapest thrill and it's the quickest meal
Try underkill
It's the cheapest thrill and it's the quickest meal
Try underkill

And when you don't need skill try underkill
And when you don't need skill try underkill
And when you don't need skill try underkill
And when you don't need skill try underkill
And when you don't need skill try underkill
And when you don't need skill try underkill
And when you don't need skill try underkill
And when you don't need skill try underkill
And when you don't need skill try underkill
And when you don't need skill try underkill
And when you don't need skill try underkill
And when you don't need skill try underkill

I'll do anything, a-just as long as I feel
We'll be big, tall, Nelson, live to fame
Be a rock ‘n roll star, but a formula laid
We'll be big, tall, Nelson, live to fame
And let's split, with the cash
We only did it, ‘cos we're broke!