"Wake up Jon Gilch! My name's Nosliw Pilf!
I'm going to teach you a jig and it goes like this:
Left, Right, up down, heel toe, to and fro!
Up down, left right, heel toe, here we go!

The evil dance of Nosliw Pilf!

We're not done yet, oh no Jon Gilch!
I like you a lot and I'd like to give you a kiss!
left right, up down, heel toe, to and fro!
Hands up, eyes down, legs bent, here we go!

Go to bed Jon Gilch, you're in an awful state.
Show the kids in school your bruises when you come in late.
You went left right, up down, heel toe, to and fro!
Hands up, eyes down, legs bent, got your soul!
Sissy-

The evil dance,
the terrible plans,
the gruesome facts,
about Nosliw-
Pilf!"