Surprise, Surprise there's a man downstage.
Surprise, Surprise I'm in a bar.
Surprise, Surprise It's my turn to play.
I'm overworked and underpaid.
I drive to work in a rented bus,
200 miles or more a day,just so that you can get a
look at usand figure out if we're worth you paid.
too many potential flingstoo many bands to depened.
Over 60,000 miles I travelledto drink more beer than
Al Capone bottled(and did he bottle.
.)I used to live the nightlife,
but now the nightlife's living me.
Too many times I had too manybecause there's too many
people watching methey're watching me.
Surprise, Surprise I remember them all.
Surprise, Surprise we ain't pissed them off.
Surprise, Surprise I kind of miss the pastSurprise,
Surprise it went by so fast.Surprise, Surprise .