V1
So you told her from the start that you had a girlfriend-,
But you gave the impression it was going on the bend-,
You kept calling round her house and calling on her phone,
You kept knocking on her door and sleeping in her home-,
Her Daddy told her to stay away from you-
He was talking sense she wish she had knew-
Oh you look a bit lost you seem to be confused,
You try to run away with your holy, holy,shoes-

Chorus

Do you want her or do you want me?-
Do you like your meat soft or do you like it lean?-
Do you want it in a can or do you like it fresh?-
Do you like it in the head or in the flesh?-
Put her in your trolly before she gets sold-,
Make your mind up boy, what's it gonna be--?
Do you want her or do you want me--?

V2
Oh you like to hear her voice you tell her it's sexy-,
Oh you can't enough of the Exie Bexxie-,
Oh you look in the eyes as you say these things-,
Notting Hill Carnival dancing with her fairy wings-,

Chorus
Do you want her or do you want me?-
Do you like your meat soft or do you like it lean?-
Do you want it in a can or do you like it fresh?-
Do you like it in the head or in the flesh?-
Put her in your trolly before she gets sold-,
Make your mind up boy, what's it gonna be--?
Do you want her or do you want me--?

Ending
Cilla Black come here, it's blind date reality,
He can't make his mind up between girl A or B
Would you like a bio would it make it all easier?
Shall they dress in PVC to make it all sleazier?