In a galaxy far, far away,
I was born on a bed of hay.
My mommy died and my daddy too.
Who am I? Who, who, who?
I'm really sad and I'm all alone.
My shoes are filled with crap
and my dress is just a cone.
I wish I was a girl with long, curly hair,
but I am just a boy and
I'm in love with my sister.

I'm Luke
I'm Luke
I'm Luke (I'm Luke)
I'm Luke (I'm Luke) (He's Luke)

Master Yoda tought me well
how to swing a stick,
and use the force to lift a heavy brick.
I really need the force ‘cause I'm full of fear.
The dark side is so creepy and 3po's a queer.
I've taken flying lessons but I'm not that good.
They're always laughing at me in my neighbourhood.
I look like a rabbit ‘cause of my big teeth.
I have a serious problem so I always change my sheets.

I'm Luke
I'm Luke
I'm Luke (I'm Luke)
I'm Luke (I'm Luke) (He's Luke)

(Darth Vader Rap):
Your father, I'm, I'm your father
Your father, I'm, I'm your father
Father, father, father I am
Father, father, father I am
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
I'm your father, I'm your father,
I'm your father, no.
Father, father, father, father.
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm your father.

(Dialog)

I'm Luke
I'm Luke
I'm Luke (I'm Luke)
I'm Luke (I'm Luke) (He's Luke)