The gentle caress of a little droid can set your heart on fire.
The sexy circuits underneath that smooth plastic shell
can wake your desire.

R2D2 is its name, he or she no one knows.
But you know what, it doesn't matter.
Never lets you down, never breaks your heart,
never judges you when you have problems with your bladder.

R2D2's love song, oh.
Cupid takes aim at all of us
and touches our hearts today.

Oh, what a love song, oh.
That robot can show you paradise
and love you the robot way.

He's an amazing robot, fills our hearts with song.
And when you're down and oh, so sad, he lifts us up where we belong