Nine hundred years ago a creature came to life
on a planet no where to be seen.
He was big-eared, small and green so he couldn't find a wife
and the kids in school were always mean.

He learned to use the force to make tasty lemonade
from the bark of his gimer stick.
He built his own house and the furniture he made
but still he couldn't find a decent chic.

The Force:
And then he became
Oh yes he became
Mm, he became

He's my
(Jedi Master) He's taught me everything I know
(Jedi Master) How to use the force he showed
Oo, he's my (Jedi Master)

Even though he's small his wisdom is great
but keep in mind he's 900 years old.
He left his planet and didn't bother to mate
“leave this planet I must” he told.

His contact with the force grew ever so strong
maybe stronger than with anyone before.
Yeah, he's my hero and now, don't get me wrong
but I love him just more, more, more.

Go Yoda!