Cash and clothes
Wrapped in bows
I got all of those
Christmas gifts and perky lips
Under mistletoes

Cookies and milk
Snow and balls
Santa's got a really big bag
Everybody best be lookin' at me
Cause I got Christmas swag

Rainbow colored lights on the house (I got that)
Heart full of happiness and cheer (I got that)
Candy canes, chocolate rain
Unicorns and silly games
Trains and planes, champagne to the brain
Every little thing I got it
I'm popping bottles of eggnog (Swag!)
Singing Christmas carols with my dad (Swag!)
I'm the best (Brag!)
Happy tail (Wag!)
Bufferin' that low (Lag!)

Cash and clothes
Wrapped in bows
I got all of those
Christmas gifts and perky lips
Under mistletoes

Cookies and milk
Snow and balls
Santa's got a really big bag
Everybody best be lookin' at me
Cause I got Christmas swag

I got a tummy ache from eatin' all them cookies
But guess what (What?)
I got more cookies
On a plate by the tree,
Santa's gonna be hungry, but if he's ever late
I'm gonna eat his cookies!
I decorate the house, I decorate the tree,
I decorate my homies, I decorate Steve
I decorate my car, I decorate the chair
I decorate the trash, I decorate decorations!

Cash and clothes
Wrapped in bows
I got all of those
Christmas gifts and perky lips
Under mistletoes

Cookies and milk
Snow and balls
Santa's got a really big bag
Everybody best be lookin' at me
Cause I got Christmas swag

Christmas swag!

I got Christmas swag