Drink...

'cause that's how drunks drink

Barf on your t.v. empties off the balcony

Set all your demons free..

'cause that's how drunks drink

'cause that's how drunks drink...

Can't quite get my fill...

Pass me a pint of swill

That's right! i've got no will...

'cause that's how drunks drink...

...just one drop more...

He is so dry

I am so dry

He needs to score

...just one drop more...

...just one drop more...

You are so dry

I am so dry

You need to pour

...just one drop more...

...just one drop more...

...just one drop more...

Wake up feelin' green..coffee and

Irish cream

O.j. and jim beam.. 'cause that's how

Drunks drink

Drink...drink...drink...

'cause that's how drunks drink!!

You are so dry

I am so dry

You need to score

...just one drop more...

You are so dry

I am so dry

You need to pour

...just one more...