It seemed I'd been under pressure for most of my days
I'll never live like your crass survey
You did your deals for your caste,
but there's plenty more hidden there

Stewards of 'plus ca change...'
Ask her what has changed, what has changed(?)
Harry, don't fetch the water

Winning friends, negotiation, coming first and being grand
If the day you can't get it up
Means that you won't forget how far we've come
and what we've done

There's no community...
What free spirit can fail to play with idle hands?
Harry, don't fetch the water
Harry, don't fetch the water
Harry, don't fetch the water
Harry, don't fetch the water
In the winter or the summer
No, Harry don't fetch the water

Harry, don't fetch the water
Harry, don't fetch the water
Harry, don't fetch the water
In the winter or the summer
In the winter or the summer
No more

Harry don't fetch the water (whispered 8 times)