Once upon a time
Before i was insane
i dated this Disney guy
Joe Jonas was his name
But he broke up with me

Your just way too crazy
Plus I've found someone else his name's Mickey

So i wrote a song
About his stupid ass
Then found this guy named john
But that was over fast
If you don''t marry me
I will pull out your teeth

Your totally crazy
No
Yes
No
Yes
Maybe

He hit me with his guitar
And he said that
We are through
Just you wait until I, write a song about you

Then i met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick
And was obsessed right away
You've sent me one thousand messages
And that's just from today

Oh, that's because i'm having your baby
What? But you don't even put out
Stop questioning me Jakey
Or i'll put you six feet under ground

Whoa
Whoa
Psycho
Psycho
Psycho
Fine go
Its good material

Next came Kennedy

I think he was 15
I bought the house next door
To watch you constantly
And also to make sure you never ever cheat
OMG we are done you are scary

Harry was my last
That One Direction freak
I taped him to my wall so he could never leave
Someone call the police
Your insane we are through
Your just like all the rest, what did i do to you?

So i used my stalker app
To track down all of the pricks
The next song i write
I'll use their blood as my ink

Holy crap that nut job just bursted in
What the hell is this
A support group for all the men
You wrote songs about you bitch!

What?
I have not written about Harry yet
I am just planning ahead
Why are you even here anyway?
To finish you all off with my pen

No
No
Devil
Devil
Devil
AHH
AHH
Its true I'm the Devil

Okay that enough
You where right she's nuts
You are coming with us
Wait what?
Get off of me
I'm not crazy

It worked
Thi