I took a three day trip with a one day woman
And ya know what I'm talkin' about
After 24 hours it was plain to see
This weekend wasn't gonna work out
She and I didn't have one thing in common
And her favors weren't coming around
I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe
What the hell am I gonna do now
Well Friday night cost me a high dollar dinner
Lots of tequila and wine she drowned
Now she's messed up real good and drunk
Stumbling and falling down
So I had to carry her to the room
Where she instantly passed out
And started snoring loud
So I went back down
And took a cab to the Waffle House
Now Saturday morning long about noon
She called room service bring me some doubles
Her meet me in the bar it's six hours till dark
And this bitch is havin' speech trouble
It was Vizzy Vizzy this and Wishe Wazhe that
I thought God please rescue me
Another couple sat down
And ordered a round
Now's my chance to go free

I'm on a three day trip with a one day woman
If ya know what I'm talkin' about
After 24 hours it was plain to see
The weekend really wasn't gonna work out
She and I didn't have one thing in common
And her favors weren't coming around
I'm on a three day stay with a no way babe
What the hell am I gonna do now
So, this dude and my date
Get really shit faced
When his girl grabbed me to dance
Looks like you and me are up the same tree
So let's start our own romance
Yes, she and I watched the Sunday morning sun
Come up in each other's arms
The weekend started bad but we're really glad
Cause the two we dumped are still in the bar
Don't take a three day trip
With a one day woman
Better learn what I'm talkin' about
If you're gonna go to the Islands
Don't take a chance
Take a babe that can really get down
So if ya have any friends
Wanna line you up with a blind date take it from me
Get a girl you know who's cocked and ready to go
Forget about E-Harmony