Now lets take a trip down memory lane
Back to junior high school where it all began
Three bad little kids raisin hell at school
We were just thirteen straight actin a fool
Everyday after class kiv's house was the spot
Makin crazy prank calls hopin not to get caught

Best friends, blood brothers, yo we one and the same
Till one faithful afternoon when everything changed
One day playin punch out up in kiv's room
The house started shaking then we heard a kaboom
Looked out the back window saw a pillar of smoke
Yo, your backyard is smashed, man this isnt a joke
Yo, lets check this out man, oh i bet, lets go

All the smoke and dupri led us straight to the basement
Yo, what the hell is that? man it looks like a spaceship
We all ran for cover, as the hatch opened wide
And a little green dude stepped out from inside

He said, im from mars and i come in peace
I have something to ask and its not discrete
Theres a mutated strain in our DNA helix
And you three kids are the ones who can heal it

But we're just thirteen man, what can we do?
How do i put this? i think we should screw (what?)
On my home planet, we can no longer breed
I've been sent to self-percept so we can store your seed
Storin our seed? yo i think he means sex
Man, i'm a virgin, we all our bet

I'm just gonna lie here and close my eyes
Ah, what should we do? now its spreading its thighs
You'll be heros on my planet, but why us three?
Your the chosen ones, you'll just have to trust me

Yo, should we do it? man i dont know
Yo I say we put it to a vote, all in favor say I,I
Okay we're in, cool, who should go first?
I have three depositories to capture your burst
Wait, so at the same time? yeah thats what i was thinking
Here's some wine coolers, lets get you boys drinking

We pouted the drink and started getting tipsy
Then took our positions and started getting frisky
One in the front and two in the back
Had him locked up like a chinese finger trap

Keep humping away, my wife and family thank you
I'm about to explode, yo son me too
Three way climax, best friends forever
What a blessing to have lost our virginities together (yeah)

Andy, Jorm, and Kiv you saved my race
Your reward is one wish, then i'll go back to space
We looked at eachother, didnt have to talk
We knew what we wanted before he took off

Mr. Alien sir, for what it's worth
We wanna be the greatest fake MC's on earth
Your wish is granted and thanks again
I may have saved my planet but i'm loosing three friends
What happened today was both incredible and bad
Therefor your name is incredibad

Incredibad
Suprise everyone!