Listen,listen
Here we go downtown
Come one,come all
I gotta go all around
You can't stop
Feel the pull
You can't stay away,won't stay away

KA-BLAMO!

You just won the lottery
That's Ka-Blamo!
You kissed Shannon Doherty
That's Ka-Blamo!
You joined a sorority
That's Ka-Blamo!
You lied about the lottery
Not Ka-Blamo!

You met Fred Segal at a debutante's ball
You gave him your number,he gave you a call
He told you to meet him at the corner at eight
You met him at nine,that's right you were late
You stupid idiot you don't know what you missed
Fred Segal the star and you cold dissed
His pimping-ass cooling-ass mack-ass building
With iggidy-ivy on the wall but not around the lettering
You dissed Fred Segal and everybody knows
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You're not Ka-Blamo!

The doc fixed your arteries
That's Ka-Blamo!
Your mouthwash is gargly
That's Ka-Blamo!
Your water is watery
That's Ka-Blamo!
I majored in pottery
Not Ka-Blamo!

You're chillin' with your dudes and they stab you in the face
On the way to the hospital you're bleedin' all over the place
Your leg is amputated 'cause you got gangrene
And then you get cancer and you die in your teens
But then this really pretty girl who you always really liked
Shows up to your funeral and that's a real mixed blessing

Your jello is wobbly
That's Ka-Blamo!
You met Gilbert Gottfried
That's Ka-Blamo!
You're Harlem Globetrottery
That's Ka-Blamo!
You wash the disorderlies
Not Ka-Blamo!

When you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is
And you're sure to be fired because that's your job
When a mole's in your ass and you wonder where the mole is
You're screwed man a mole is in your ass
Job!
The meaning of life is revealed to you
And all of the drinks are old English brew
Your whim is the word of the people on Earth
But the whole mole-in-the-ass thing is haunting you
Earth!

When your fluids are bodily
That's Ka-Blammy!
What happened to Ka-Blamo?
We mean Ka-Blamo!
Good that's better
That's Ka-Blammy!
Wait I'm confused
We said Ka-Blamo!

Hard!