NARRATOR:
Martha was an average dog
She went "ruff" and "ruff" and "grr"
When she ate some alphabet soup
Then what happened was bizarre

SCIENTIST:
On the way to Martha's stomach,
The letters lost their way
They traveled to her brain and now...

NARRATOR:
She's got a lot to say
Now she speaks

MARTHA: How now, brown cow?

NARRATOR:
Martha speaks
Yeah, she speaks and speaks
And speaks and speaks and speaks

MARTHA: What's a caboose? When are we eating again?

NARRATOR:
Martha speaks

MARTHA: Hey, Joe, what do you know?

HELEN: My name's not Joe.

NARRATOR:
She's not always right
But still that Martha speaks

MARTHA: Hi there!

NARRATOR:
She's got a voice, she's ready to shout
Martha will tell you what it's all about
Sometimes wrong, but seldom in doubt
Martha will tell you what it's all about
That dog's unique

MARTHA: Testing, one, two!

NARRATOR:
Hear her speak
Martha speaks and speaks
And speaks and speaks and...

MARTHA:
Communicates, enumerates
Elucidates, exxagerates
Indicates and explicates
Bloviates and overstates and...
Pant, pant, pant ...hyperventilates!

NARRATOR: Martha to reaterate

MARTHA AND NARRATOR: Martha speaks

Thanks to Kimberly