Rhett And Link - Color A Mythical Beast (How We Met Song) Lyrics
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On the first day of first grade
We were both held in from recess
'Cause we were both writing
Profanity on our desks
We wrote bleep
And blank
Our punishment was coloring unicorns
And that's when we became best friends
But equally as important
We never defaced public property again
So if you have a child who's writing obscene graffiti
Give him a picture of a Mythical Beast
And he
Will cease
To write profanity
Don't write profanity
Just color a Mythical Beast!
