You pull out your photos of your wedding in the spring.
And you'll confront it by your double chin and your bald spot glistening.
You could get a membership at the fitness-hut down the road.
Or you could pick your mouse up and slim yourself down,
and even give yourself a 'fro

Your high school reunion is coming next Friday.
And you know everyone will ask to see some,
pictures of the babies that you've made
But the problem is your kids head is big,
I mean we're talking alien size here.
But just cut and paste a hat or at least a do-rag,
And it wont seem so severe

Photoshop your memories.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt

Your birthday,
This past Monday,
Was a fun day
Except for one thing.
Your mother in law who makes your skin crawl stuck her face in every frame
You'd prefer to remember that day without her tattooed brow
The simpler solution, decrease the resolution, and crop that woman out.

Photoshop Your Memories
Your real life may be so pop
But you can be all you want before you think you are

Make yourself thin.
give yourself abs.
Remove that mole
Say no to crack.

Say you went to the alps
in a luxury car
With a Swedish model
Just be all you want before you think you are

Photoshop your memories.
A picture is worth a thousand words.
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt