When I was eight years old
Before puberty took hold
I thought I'd
End up beside a princess bride
And love was indivisible
Nevermind how my taste reflects
A disturbing Edipole complex
It's not awkward girl
The compliments are coming next
You're no witch
You're no wench
You're like Bjork with better fashion sense
A phone fifty cents
And I'm building up my confidence
Respect to your work
You're an artist
I'm a silly jerk
I think that dynamic could work
(So work it)

I have a total crush on you baby
And I can't let it go
(I can't let this go)
Oh no
I have a total crush on you baby
(My baby)
Baby, If only I could let you know

When we spoke no joke
I started shedding slutty girls
Like snakeskin
My collection
Aquired through shallow misdirection
And as I drive tonight
West coast sky
Daring me to try
I feel alive tonight
The possibility that I'm your guy
Though I suffer from dyslexia
And mild manorexia
My hair cannot commit
To one popular genre of music
And though they all claim
(Ha, hey don't know me)
That a girl can't take a boy's last name
Or end up divorced and astranged
(I'm counting on you)
I'm counting on you
(Oh!)

I have a total crush on you baby
(You're so flawed)
And I can't let it go
(Oh!)
Oh no
(Hahahaha)
I have a total crush on you baby
(If only)
Baby, If only I could let you know

Your other suitors are no poets
They're only actors who can play guitar
Have I won your heart?
They're not students or screen writers
They're only models that they taught to read
Love would you agree?
Yeah!
(And it smells so sweet)

I have a total crush on you baby
(Ha! Spectacular!)
And I can't let it go
(I'm starting to crush the heck out)
Oh no
I have a total crush on you baby
(Baby, baby!)
Baby, If only I could let you know

I'm quite sure you love my Sherry
Quite sure you love me too
We should make a verbal agreement
To only kiss each other
Because one time
Beneath the sky
Outside my New York pigsty
I saw a vision of you and I
Haha!
Alright!

Did it hurt?
Did it hurt?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven girl?
Did it hurt?
Did it hurt?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven girl?
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