{ringing}

if i die and go to hell real soon
it will appear to me as this room
and for eternity i'd lay in bed
in my boxers, half stoned
with a pillow under my head

i'd be chatting on the inter-web
maggots prey upon the living dead
i have no interest in the things she said
on the phone, every day,
i'll permanetly hit the hay.

Hey

i called her on the phone and she touched herself
she touched herself, she touched herself
i called her on the phone and she touched herself
i laughed myself to sleep.

at this rate,
i'll be heading for electric chairs.
i'm only human with my cross to bare

when she described her underwear,
i forgot all the rules
my rabbi taught me in the old shul

you're too young to be this empty girl
ill prepare you for a sick dark world
know that you will be my down fall
but i call and i call and i call all

i called her on the phone and she touched herself,
she touched herself, she touched herself
i called her on the phone and she touched herself,
i laughed myself to sleep.

i don't know what i want.
i don't know what i want.
i don't know what i want.
i don't know what i want.
i don't know what i want.
i don't know what i want.
i don't know what i want.
i don't know what i want.

i called her on the phone and she touched herself,
she touched herself, she touched herself,
i called her on the phone and she touched herself,
i laughed myself to sleep.

i called her on the phone and she touched herself,
she touched herself, she touched herself.
i called her on the phone and she touched herself,
i laughed myself to sleep.