I got a candle stick
I got chick flicks
I'm gonna watch one
While eating brownie mix

Imma nerd
Imma turd
Not wait I meant to say a flightless bird
Inside a public restroom

Welcome to the shed
I got my own snips
Did you know I make my very own chicken strips?

They call me butter
'Cause I eat lots of bread
I fell down the stairs
And found myself dead

You're so computerizing
You're always on the laptop
Playin' with my teddy bear

Cheese sticks melt in my mouth
They taste like their on fire
I'm rolling this big tire

Woke up right next to my gramps
I love to ride my scooter
While being chased by shooters

I sing while layn' on my back
The world is a big matress
I even found a Big Mac

There's no baloney left
And I don't like salami
I went to search for clues
In the end I found out it was a boy named Tommy

Poke me, p-p-poke me
I'm lookin' at you Cody
You better come an' poke me

I'm on Face Book all day
I've never lost a poke war
Even in my real life

Ouch you kicked me
In the leg
I'm gonna throw an egg

You broke my fragile heart
So I'll just peg
A leg

Ti-ger, ti-ti-tigers
They're really vicious creatures
I hope they eat my teachers

I learned how to screw in a bulb
It's actually pretty easy
If you're feeling cheesy

There's no pepperonis left
And I don't want the veggies
I went to search for clues
In the end I found out there was a girl named Reggie

Poke me, p-p-poke me
I'm lookin' at you Cody
You better come an' poke me

I'm on Face Book all day
I've never lost a poke war
Even in my real life

Ouch you kicked me
In the leg
I'm gonna throw an egg

You broke my fragile heart
So I'll just peg
A leg

I found a child that looked just like me
I'm so much more hotter than Harry Potter's mom

I poked this guy
The he knocked me in the chest
It taught me a lesson
Yeah, I'm gonna eat a burger
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah!

Poke me, p-p-poke me
I'm lookin' at you Cody
You better come an' poke me

I'm on Face Book all day
I've never lost a poke war
Even in my real life

Ouch you kicked me
In the leg
I'm gonna throw an egg

You broke my fragile heart
So I'll just peg
A leg